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E não é que acabou de haver um tremor de terra e eu não senti nada?
Fogo nunca dou por estas coisas...
17 de dezembro de 2009
Como já se sabe Silvio Berlusconi foi agredido.
Supostamente foi agredido por um homem de 42 anos com problemas mentais.
Contudo, recebi à uns instantes umas imagens que vêm desmentir essa versão do acontecimento.
Deixo-vos aqui então as imagens que vão contar o que realmente se passou.
Supostamente foi agredido por um homem de 42 anos com problemas mentais.
Contudo, recebi à uns instantes umas imagens que vêm desmentir essa versão do acontecimento.
Deixo-vos aqui então as imagens que vão contar o que realmente se passou.
15 de dezembro de 2009
Para quem gostou do post anterior mas não conhece a origem daquela música, aqui vai o original.
16 de novembro de 2009
Lembram-se dos desenhos animados do Vickie?
Ora muitos se calhar não sabem mas saiu recentemente para o cinema na Alemanha, o filme do Vickie, o Viking!
Este filme foi realizado pelo alemão Michael "Bully" Herbig e parece estar muito fixe!
Resta então esperar que o filme chegue aos nossos cinemas (se chegar) para o podermos ver com as boas das legendas em português!
Até lá fica aqui o trailer que, embora esteja todo em alemão, já dá para dar uma ideia deste filme, bastante nostálgico para muitos.
Este filme foi realizado pelo alemão Michael "Bully" Herbig e parece estar muito fixe!
Resta então esperar que o filme chegue aos nossos cinemas (se chegar) para o podermos ver com as boas das legendas em português!
Até lá fica aqui o trailer que, embora esteja todo em alemão, já dá para dar uma ideia deste filme, bastante nostálgico para muitos.
Este post foi elaborado com a ajuda do meu German Connection, que me fornece de informações fresquinhas directamente da Alemanha regularmente.
A ele: VIELEN DANK!
20 de setembro de 2009
Nestes dias quentes de verão, toda a gente sabe que sabe mesmo bem uma limonada bem fresquinha.
Contudo é preciso muito cuidado pois pode ser uma bebida muito perigosa...
Uma das musicas com mais sentimento que eu já ouvi na vida.
Ouçam bem a ultima frase da música pois vai mudar a vossa vida...
28 de agosto de 2009
Article 31: When on the prowl, a Bro hits on the hottest chick first because you just never know
Article 32: A Bro doesnt allow another Bro to get married until hes at least thirty
Article 33 When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, "What is this, a chicks' restroom?" if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball...rebounding is optional.
Article 34: Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil's Threeway.
Article 35: A Bro never rents a chick flick
Article 36 DD: When questioned in the company of women, a Bro always decries fake breasts.
Article 37: A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly they're not that heavy
Article 38: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin. When a Bro gets a chicks number, he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her.
Article 40: Should a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly known as "a bachelor party."
Article 41: A Bro never cries (Exceptions- Watching Field of Dreams, ET or a sports legend right (only first time he retires))
Article 42: Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or a Bro hug, but never a full embrace.
Article 43: A Bro loves his country, unless that country isn't America.
Article 44: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
Article 45: A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club
Article 46: If a Bro is seated next to some dude who's stuck in the middle seat on an airplane, he shall yield him all of their shared armrest, unlesss the dude has (a) teken his shoes off, (b) is snoring, (c) makes the Bro get up more than once to use the lavatory, or (d) purchased headphones after they announced the in-flight movie is 27 Dresses. See Article 35.
Article 47: A Bro never wears pink. Not even in Europe
Article 48: A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he's banged.
Article 49: When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "I gotit," whether or not he's actually got it.
Article 50: If a Bro should accidentally strike another Bro's undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue on as if it never happened.
Article 51: A Bro checks out another Bro's blind date and reports back with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down
Article 52: A Bro is not required to remember another Bros birthday, though a phone call every not and again probably wouldn't kill him
Article 53: Even in a drought, a Bro flushes twice
Article 54: A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Paddy's Day and other official Bro hilidays, including Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day (February 13th)
Article 55: Even inan emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.
Article 56: A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/chick Ration at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Broflation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 57: A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro unless that Bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.
Article 58: A Bro doesn't grow a mustache (Exception Tom Selleck)
Article 59: A Bro must always post bail for another Bro, unless it's out of state or, like, crazy expensive (Crazy expensive bail >(years you've been bros) x $100)
Article 60: A Bro shall honor they father and mother, for they were once Bro and chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.
Article 32: A Bro doesnt allow another Bro to get married until hes at least thirty
Article 33 When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, "What is this, a chicks' restroom?" if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball...rebounding is optional.
Article 34: Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil's Threeway.
Article 35: A Bro never rents a chick flick
Article 36 DD: When questioned in the company of women, a Bro always decries fake breasts.
Article 37: A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly they're not that heavy
Article 38: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin. When a Bro gets a chicks number, he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her.
Article 40: Should a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly known as "a bachelor party."
Article 41: A Bro never cries (Exceptions- Watching Field of Dreams, ET or a sports legend right (only first time he retires))
Article 42: Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or a Bro hug, but never a full embrace.
Article 43: A Bro loves his country, unless that country isn't America.
Article 44: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
Article 45: A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club
Article 46: If a Bro is seated next to some dude who's stuck in the middle seat on an airplane, he shall yield him all of their shared armrest, unlesss the dude has (a) teken his shoes off, (b) is snoring, (c) makes the Bro get up more than once to use the lavatory, or (d) purchased headphones after they announced the in-flight movie is 27 Dresses. See Article 35.
Article 47: A Bro never wears pink. Not even in Europe
Article 48: A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he's banged.
Article 49: When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "I gotit," whether or not he's actually got it.
Article 50: If a Bro should accidentally strike another Bro's undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue on as if it never happened.
Article 51: A Bro checks out another Bro's blind date and reports back with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down
Article 52: A Bro is not required to remember another Bros birthday, though a phone call every not and again probably wouldn't kill him
Article 53: Even in a drought, a Bro flushes twice
Article 54: A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Paddy's Day and other official Bro hilidays, including Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day (February 13th)
Article 55: Even inan emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.
Article 56: A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/chick Ration at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Broflation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 57: A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro unless that Bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.
Article 58: A Bro doesn't grow a mustache (Exception Tom Selleck)
Article 59: A Bro must always post bail for another Bro, unless it's out of state or, like, crazy expensive (Crazy expensive bail >(years you've been bros) x $100)
Article 60: A Bro shall honor they father and mother, for they were once Bro and chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.
TO BE CONTINUED...
8 de agosto de 2009
Andava eu muito bem nas minhas voltas habituais pela Internet fora quando, de repente, me deparo com uma coisa espectacular.
O vídeo de uma música que eu ouvia quando era puto e que já não ouvia há muito tempo mesmo.
Escusado será dizer que, assim que vi aquele vídeo pensei: "Vou já meter aquilo no blog!!!".
O vídeo de uma música que eu ouvia quando era puto e que já não ouvia há muito tempo mesmo.
Escusado será dizer que, assim que vi aquele vídeo pensei: "Vou já meter aquilo no blog!!!".
E assim fiz.
Gostava ainda, para terminar em beleza, de chamar a atenção para o minuto 1:14 do vídeo pois aqui referem-se a uma certa fábrica que me é conhecida (a mim e a grande parte dos jovens ribatejanos), fábrica esta onde se faz o "ketchap".
Toda a gente pensa que a Internet está em constante evolução e que eventualmente irá acabar por ganhar vida própria e governar o mundo (pelo menos eu acredito nisso). Mas quem pensa isso está enganado. E sabem porquê?
Eu digo-vos porquê.
Eu... (preparem-se) ...cheguei ao fim da Internet!
-Ah, um dia os robôs vão dominar o mundo e não sei quê...
É tudo mentira! Eu cheguei mesmo ao fim da Internet. Afinal a World Wide Web não é assim tão Wide. É tipo o fim do mundo, mas em vez de ser do mundo a sério, é do mundo virtual.
É aquele sítio onde, a partir dali, não há mais nada. Não há mais links, não há mais páginas, nada!
Se não acreditam, eu mostro-vos o caminho.
Eu digo-vos porquê.
Eu... (preparem-se) ...cheguei ao fim da Internet!
-Ah, um dia os robôs vão dominar o mundo e não sei quê...
É tudo mentira! Eu cheguei mesmo ao fim da Internet. Afinal a World Wide Web não é assim tão Wide. É tipo o fim do mundo, mas em vez de ser do mundo a sério, é do mundo virtual.
É aquele sítio onde, a partir dali, não há mais nada. Não há mais links, não há mais páginas, nada!
Se não acreditam, eu mostro-vos o caminho.
2 de agosto de 2009
Article 1: BRO'S BEFORE HOE'S
Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it
Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown
Article 4: A Bro never divulges the of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no not even that reason.
NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologise: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math. Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is-apeice of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets! Clearly, no real person would actually beleive or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.
*Psst-her guys I put this in really small type at the bottom since we all know men have much better vision than women. Ignore the above-the Bro Code is definitely NOT a peice of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.
Article 5: whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
Article 6: A /bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Nros in a gym locker room
Article 7: A Bro never admits he can't drve stick. Even after an accident.
Article 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.
Article 9: Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimmee three!" or "Wow, quiiting your job like that really took a lot of ball". Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls...metaphorically speaking of course.
Article 10: A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.
Article 11: A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first discoling an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furnititure. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are-in most cases, stuck in a doorway.
Article 12: Bros do no share dessert
Article 13: All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman
Article 14: If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the 'Brode of silence' and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than tell the truth.
Article 15: A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
Article 16: A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Article 17: A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the Pyramid of Screaming
Article 18: If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any excess monies accrued after canvassing the group
Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
Article 20: A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but mpre to the point, because they can kick his ass sex ways to sunday.
Article 21: A Bro never shares observations about another Bro's smoking-hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying "she's smoking-hot, huh?" a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he's the only one who should be baiting.
Article 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Article 23 When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes but is not limited to, exercise shows, womens athletics, and on some occasions surgery programs.
Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may point the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
Article 25: A Bro doesnt let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girls name.
Article 26: Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
Article 27: A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach
Article 28: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existance of a girl fight
Article 29: If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40pm. Also despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.
Article 30: A Bro doesn't comparison shop.
Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it
Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown
Article 4: A Bro never divulges the of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no not even that reason.
NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologise: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math. Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is-apeice of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets! Clearly, no real person would actually beleive or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.
*Psst-her guys I put this in really small type at the bottom since we all know men have much better vision than women. Ignore the above-the Bro Code is definitely NOT a peice of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.
Article 5: whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
Article 6: A /bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Nros in a gym locker room
Article 7: A Bro never admits he can't drve stick. Even after an accident.
Article 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.
Article 9: Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimmee three!" or "Wow, quiiting your job like that really took a lot of ball". Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls...metaphorically speaking of course.
Article 10: A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.
Article 11: A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first discoling an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furnititure. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are-in most cases, stuck in a doorway.
Article 12: Bros do no share dessert
Article 13: All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman
Article 14: If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the 'Brode of silence' and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than tell the truth.
Article 15: A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
Article 16: A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Article 17: A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the Pyramid of Screaming
Article 18: If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any excess monies accrued after canvassing the group
Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
Article 20: A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but mpre to the point, because they can kick his ass sex ways to sunday.
Article 21: A Bro never shares observations about another Bro's smoking-hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying "she's smoking-hot, huh?" a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he's the only one who should be baiting.
Article 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Article 23 When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes but is not limited to, exercise shows, womens athletics, and on some occasions surgery programs.
Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may point the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
Article 25: A Bro doesnt let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girls name.
Article 26: Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
Article 27: A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach
Article 28: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existance of a girl fight
Article 29: If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40pm. Also despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.
Article 30: A Bro doesn't comparison shop.
TO BE CONTINUED...
27 de julho de 2009
A pedido de muitos leitores (um), decidi publicar este vídeo que retrata um pouco daquele desporto cheio de adrenalina, o motocross.
Este vídeo é dedicado ao meu amigo motoqueiro Vassoura.
12 de julho de 2009
Eu estive lá.
Foi espectacular.
Sem palavras.
E porque uma imagem vale mil palavras observem...
11 de julho de 2009
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29 de junho de 2009
Estava eu no carro a fumar cigarros e a conversar com uns amigos há umas horas atrás quando recebo uma mensagem no telemóvel.
Essa mensagem dizia:
-Pedro! Prepara-te! O Michael Jackson morreu!
Eu não queria acreditar. Aquele ícone da musica pop (cujas musicas bem pouco ouvi) morreu...
O mundo não estava preparado para uma noticia destas.
Mas o pior nem foi isso. O pior foi quando li num blogue a frase: "Faleceu o "Miguel, Filho do Tiago". DEP, Miguel!".
Eu ainda demorei uns minutos a perceber a frase mas quando finalmente percebi meteu piada!
Mas agora perguntam vocês, fieis leitores:
-Então mas Pedro, como é que tu, que tens um Q.I. tão acima da média, mesmo perto de génio, demoraste tanto a perceber essa piada?
Para responder a essa pergunta temos de voltar aos tempos da bíblia. Mais precisamente aos tempos em que a bíblia foi traduzida para português.
A primeira tradução que se tem notícia é a do rei D. Dinis de Portugal, conhecida como Bíblia de D. Dinis. É uma tradução dos 20 primeiros capítulos do Génesis.
Em 1505, a rainha Leonor ordena a tradução dos Actos dos Apóstolos e as Epístolas de Tiago, Pedro, João e Judas.
Não sei a partir de que língua foi traduzida a bíblia para português mas o que é certo é que os evangelhos de Jack na bíblia inglesa, em português eram os evangelhos de Tiago.
Provavelmente agora paira a pergunta no ar:
-Então mas o que é que a bíblia tem a ver com a morte do Michael Jackson?
Ora então passo a explicar.
Eu nunca percebi porque é que o nome Jack em português seria Tiago. Não faz sentido porque os nomes nem sequer são parecidos. Por exemplo Pedro traduz-se para Peter. Até aqui tudo bem porque os nomes até são parecidos. Mas Jack para Tiago?
Será que nunca ninguém pensou que provavelmente que iria fazer muito mais sentido se Jack em português fosse Joaquim?
Pensem nisso. O Joaquim também é gente e também merece um nome fixe em inglês.
Agora só por causa disso vou deixar aqui o vídeo de uma das minhas musicas preferidas do Michael Jackson (das que eu conheço).
Quando recebi este e-mail devo dizer que fiquei chocado.
Drama e terror em Castelo Branco.. .
Numa rotunda junto ao stand da Volvo e McDonalds...
A dor da perda... O sentimento de impotência de não poder fazer nada... Apenas desejando que estas imagens não fossem mais que um sonho mau...
Uma perda irrecuperável!!!
Se sofrem de problemas cardíacos por favor não vejam isto...
Drama e terror em Castelo Branco.. .
Numa rotunda junto ao stand da Volvo e McDonalds...
A dor da perda... O sentimento de impotência de não poder fazer nada... Apenas desejando que estas imagens não fossem mais que um sonho mau...
Uma perda irrecuperável!!!
Se sofrem de problemas cardíacos por favor não vejam isto...
28 de maio de 2009
Muitas vezes ouve-se dizer que as mulheres falam demais, o que não deixa de ser verdade.
Mas não há problema, porque o ouvido masculino é selectivo e é das coisas mais maravilhosas que jamais a Natureza concebeu.
Quando a mulher diz:
'Esta casa está numa desordem, Amor!
Tu e eu precisamos de limpar isto.
As tuas coisas estão espalhadas no chão
Ainda ficas sem roupas para usar se
Não as lavares agora!'
O homem só ouve:
'bla, bla, bla, bla, Amor
Tu e eu, bla, bla, bla, bla
bla, bla, bla, bla, no chão
bla, bla, bla, bla, sem roupas bla, bla, bla, bla,
bla, bla, bla, bla, agora!'
9 de maio de 2009
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